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Is this really anonymous?

YES! We guarantee it! Whether you pay with a credit card or pay pal. Still not sure? Use our new CASH option. We DON'T NEED your name, credit card number, e-mail address, NOTHING! Absolutely no trail back to you! Just fill out the order form click the green PAY WITH CASH button and follow the instructions.

Shipping Information

When will my package be delivered?

Your package will leave our facility within 5 - 7 business days of being ordered. Most delivery times are 3 - 4 days. We only ship to the Continental United States.

Bulk Orders

Can I send more than one at a time?

Sure, we do bulk and custom orders. Please use the contact form for such requests.

Terms of Service

By ordering one of our products, you agree to the following:

You may NOT use our service to threaten, constitute harassment, violate a legal restraint, or any other unlawful purpose. The customer agrees this is a gag gift, novelty service for entertainment ONLY and that is their only intention. liability to the customer is limited to the price of the product. Customers ordering any items from this web site agree to release its agents, officers, and employees of any and all liability associated with the use of our services.

All Transactions are Final

No refunds for cancelled orders. Recipients address cannot be altered. Please make sure your shipping info is correct upon payment.