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Cow Dung - 1 quart
$15.95 + $7.95 shipping
Cow Dung - 1 gallon
$24.95 + $9.95 shipping
Elephant Crap - 1 quart
$17.95 + $7.95 shipping
Elephant Crap - 1 gallon
$26.95 + $9.95 shipping
Gorilla Poop - 1 quart
$19.95 + $7.95 shipping
Gorilla Poop - 1 gallon
$28.95 + $9.95 shipping
  NEW! Poop Combo Pack
3 Types of Poop in 1 Package!!!
Combo Poop Pack - 1 gallon
$44.95 + $9.95 shipping
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Each package contains the following business card, right in the poop! When they see the front of the card they will have to open the bag releasing the nasty aroma and dig it out of the poop only to find this on the back.

front: business card front back: business card back